Posed nude

On June 26, 2004 I was part of a bit of history — me and 2753 fellow Clevelanders made history by being part of the largest nude photo shoot that Spencer Tunick shot.

Ok, so it’s not really news since it’s been over six years since that’s happened, but it just came to mind for some reason. I don’t really know why. It might be because I ran into the T-shirt I got a few days ago. Whatever it is, it’s something that I’ll never really forget. (Incidentally “Posed Nude” was the front of the shirt)

It was a cold cold day for a late June day that year — and we started just as the sun was coming up over the horizon. Slowly people were walking down to the Rock Hall and milling about waiting for someone to tell us what to do. Most everyone seemed a bit nervous — we all knew what was coming up.

We first heard about Spencer Tunick back around 2002 or so. We watched a special on him on HBO on a snowy winter night. Mr. Tunick started taking pictures of folks mainly in urban locations. We both looked at each other and decided that we would want to do that at some point. Of course we didn’t call up Spencer or anything to make it happen.

We did run around naked for a moment.

But no one saw us.

A few year went by… then somehow we found out that Tunick would be in town. It didn’t take too long to realize that we wouldn’t have many opportunities to do something so crazy.

Mustering up our courage we went downtown. We were meeting a few other folks we knew as well that would do something like this. Courage in numbers.

For some reason the biggest thing I worried about was what’s going to happen to my little pile of clothes as I walked away to follow to herd. When everyone else is just as naked it somehow doesn’t matter that you are.

Naked in downtown Cleveland.

Looking up at the skyline. Next to the Rock Hall and a big ship with it’s crew looking down somewhat amused.

Waiting to be told where to go.

Everyone nervously looking around. Looking to see if anyone is looking. Lying down on the cold bricks on East 9th.

We did it!

I’m somewhere in that mass of people!

Being art.

:-)

Cheers to everyone else that was down there with us!

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Fashion Cabal?

En and I watched an episode of Project Runway last night. It was tapes back around May of this year. In it they said something along the lines of “You have to make a collection for the fall of this year — here’s what’s going to be hot then.”

This of course begs the question “how do you know what’ll be hot in half a year?”

We had a debate about this and I think that it can be boiled down to two conflicting arguments.

1) The top designers are the top designers because they are good at noticing trends that are beginning before anyone else goes down that avenue. Even the top designers aren’t immune to getting panned if they read things wrong. John made a fairly compelling argument for this point.

2) There is a fashion designer “cabal” that gets together to decide what will be hot. It doesn’t take much to make this conspiracy theory work: all you need is a few designers to be in cahoots with some fashion magazines that proclaim “this is the hot new thing.” The reporting makes the reality. Ok, so I don’t think a small group of designers huddle together in a dark room as the word “cabal” implies. Really it’s more a factor of a small community doing group-think.

I think it’s a lot of 2 mixed with a little of 1.

What say you?

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Catawba Island – We’re back

It was a fun day over at Catawba Island. It’s not an island, but that’s OK.

We spent most of our time wandering over at East Harbor State Park. It was just a few miles away from our Hotel and we had a lot of time to look around.

It’s a great place. We didn’t camp there, but it seems like a great place to spend a night or two. The camp ground is the biggest state campground in the ohio. While the water level has been low due to the hot dry summer so the wetlands weren’t very wet, but it was a great place to walk about. Looking at the damage from the storms of the 70′s was a real eye opener — the beach had been washed away from half the “island.”

Beyond the beauty of park it was fun to just take in Catawba Island and the Port Clinton area. When we first landed we were too early to check into the hotel. En found a flyer for the Perch, Peach, Pierogi and Polka festival put on by the Knights of Columbus. (I still don’t really know if they really are knights) It was a fun way to spend an hour or two!

That night we went back to Port Clinton and had dinner at McCarthy’s. A great place with some great food. We started off with the Scotch eggs — Yummy. For the main course I had the Shepherd’s Pie. It was a great stick-to-your-ribs pot of goodness. En had a burger with a Guinness BBQ sauce. I could taste the Guinness if I tried, but it tasted like a BBQ burger. It was well executed though. The chips that came with the burger were second to none though!

After dinner we went across the street to Rum Runners. We were sent there to find out about the “penis jar.” The barkeep showed us a jar labeled that, but he didn’t know what it was for.

While taking a picture we were flagged down by a couple in the window. We spend the rest of the night shooting the shit with Jeff and Sharon. He really reminded me of another friend of ours: Eggplant — which is a good thing BTW. It was a cool place to hang out and we made some new friends. Karaoke was also going on and En and Jeff went up for a couple of songs. Thankfully I did not.

This morning we went to the 2nd Street Diner for breakfast. One word: Amazing! This is some of the best diner food I’ve had. The biscuits and gravy were the best I’ve had and I was exposed to the wonders of grilled mush: where have you been all my life? We took a couple of home made donuts from them to the beach to savor the experience even more.

To recap the thing we learned is that we should’ve gone out sooner! It seems to be a great place and we need to explore the islands for ourselves as well!

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Catawba Island

Catawba Island. It’s not actually an island. I want my money back. LOLz.

We’re here until Monday at some point. Already did a K of C lunch thing Perch, Perogies, Pizza and Polka (they had other “P” things there too… next up: something nature-y.

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Hand-loading – Part 1

There will very likely be further parts to this saga since I’ve not actually purchased anything yet, but stay tuned.

The expensive part of guns in the long term is ammunition. In this case I’ll be using the 9mm Luger round as my benchmark, and occasionally I’ll mention other rounds as well. I’ve been buying my ammunition online from a shop out in Texas: AmmunitionToGo.com. They seem to have about the best price I’ve seen online for 9mm rounds.

The cheap Russian stuff weighs in at $172 per thousand — $0.17 per round. (Note: this uses steel cases and can’t be reloaded)

A better one, Federal, is $230 per thousand — $0.23 per round.

So, let’s take a look at loading my own:

  • Brass: Free if I use my own or I’ve seen used brass cases for around $30/thousand. New brass is around $170/thousand.
  • Powder: While this depends on the recipe, I’ll use 4.5 grains of powder per round. (7000 grains per pound BTW) Bought in 8 pound jugs, it’s roughly $130. This works out to just over $0.01 per round of powder/
  • Primer: Around $30 per thousand — $0.03  per round.
  • Bullet
    • Cast lead: $55 per thousand — $0.06 per round
    • Jacketed: ~$100 per thousand – $0.10 per round

Let’s assume that I pick up my own brass most of the time. If I shoot cast lead bullets, this is around $0.10 per round! FMJ is only $0.16. Either one I wind up saving pretty big!

Not only that, but by all accounts I’ll have better ammunition than the commercial stuff!

Ok, so for bulk practice I’ll shoot the lead. I’ll split the difference between the cheap Russian stuff and the American ammo and say I’m saving around $0.10 per round. The cost of a good reloading setup is around $1000. That works out to an ROI of around 10,000 rounds.

Not too bad.

But this isn’t even getting to the bigger and more expensive rounds — 9mm is almost on the margin.

Take my father-in-law’s old WWII .30 Carbine. 100 rounds set me back $48. The same rig with a different set of dies can load it for around $0.15/round. A set of dies runs around $50. ROI on that is well less than 200 rounds. .45 ACP runs almost $0.50 a round… but loading your own is roughly $0.17 for lead! Around $0.25 for FMJ.

It seems that no matter how you slice it if you shoot enough, you’ll wind up saving money. Ok, you probably won’t save money, but you’ll get better since you can shoot more.

Right now I’m just saving up some brass to start loading my own. I’ll likely load up a batch or two in a couple of months. I’ll let you know how it goes!

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Random: Scissor noms

I’m posting for two reasons:

  1. I think it’s funny. Ennie doesn’t understand my fascination with it, but I don’t care. I still think it’s funny
  2. I’m testing how well the SmugMug video embed works.

Hint: When getting the embed code from SmugMug, do it from the share tab on the page, and not from inside the video — the latter option auto-plays.

In case you’re wondering, this is from her making a bunch of “air freshener” cutouts for a birthday gag.

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Lets tax gas

Another rig blew up in the gulf of Mexico. This is not cool at all. But our endless demand for gas demands that we get it at all costs — and cut corners to boot.

I’m unhappy paying what I feel to be an artificially low price for the gas I use. The price doesn’t take into account the environmental damage that it’s acquisition and use causes. Of course that says nothing of the subsidies that the industry as a whole receives.

Besides, most other countries already pay a whole lot more than we do. (With some notable exceptions like Venezuela and Saudi Arabia)

The idea I’ve had for a while is (not surprisingly based on the title of the post) a tax on gas. My idea is to implement it something like this:

  • Year 0-3: No additional tax
  • Year 4-7: Each week tax gas and diesel an additional $0.02 per week. (Or maybe $0.08 per month to make it easier on accountants)

In the end this would wind up with a $4.16 tax on gas. The key is that people know that it’s coming with enough warning to start changing their behavior.

You can even extend the time frame if you want — perhaps $0.01 per week instead for twice the time to make it eight years. This would even take into account the expected life-span of the vehicles on the road.

If a big tax was levied in one fell swoop then everyone would get caught out. People who lived far from where they worked would get hit hard. That’s not fair — at least not right away. But those are the same people that contribute most to the overall consumption of oil!

Last year 26.98 quadrillion BTUs of energy were used in the transportation sector — of that only 6.74 quads were used to move the things around, the rest (20.23 quads) was wasted in heat. Of the petroleum we use 72% goes to transportation. (Source: Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory)

Overall there are a couple ways to reduce this:

  • Drive more efficient cars and trucks (less waste)
  • Drive less

Both of these serve to curb the amount of oil we use. If we do both that’s even better of course.

The dials of society are turned by taxes and interest. All you have to do is change what something costs and people will find a new equilibrium. If gas gets more expensive, they’ll either find a way of driving less or find a way to use the gas they buy better. If you give people enough warning that things will change, they have a chance to be proactive and slowly change the way they live.

Problem solved!

Next up: what to do with the taxes collected?

I’d use the taxes to subsidize energy sources that are not as damaging to the environment. This way if someone can make a liquid like the traditional gasoline that cars can run on that’s better overall (i.e. not grain ethanol), they’ll be at a competitive advantage against the giant infrastructure of the petroleum industry. Hence that fuel would be cheaper!

Of course something like this would never get passed. But I guess I can hope, eh?

If it did I for one would be doing fine. I live around 3 miles from work. En drives around 4 each way. We did that on purpose. On top of that for most of the year I ride my motorcycle that gets (shitty for a bike, granted) around 45 mpg. I can Go back and forth more than seven times on one gallon of gas. Not bad.

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Weekend trip ideas?

Next weekend is Labor Day weekend. We already have something planned for Saturday. (actually, we have two things independently planned for better or worse) So, given the vacation situation I have (the non-existant vacation problem), I was wondering if anyone has a Sunday/Monday trip idea?

Some things that came up are taking a trip out to Catawba area… maybe going to the island, maybe not. Another idea I’ve heard many moons ago was going to the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon.

We can go either by motorbike or car and are planning on just hotelling it for the night somewhere, so no need for campgrounds.

We really just want a change of scenery for the most part.

Does anyone have any other suggestions for a short-notice weekend trip?

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Pulling strings

Quick one today… watching Entourage and it’s interesting watching Turtle pull strings. Strings that he’s not used to pulling.

Interesting seeing him step up to to something that he’s not used to.

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Who do you think you are?

We had to deal with an incident recently… the notion of stereotypes and how they really don’t provide a rich picture of who you are.

Someone’s friend was wondering about us and the motorcycles. “Do they have tattoos? I didn’t think they hung out with those type of people.”

WTF?

No, we don’t have tattoos. No, we don’t go around in gangs. No, we’re not smuggling drugs. Just because someone is too shallow to even try to look at me and En to see who we are. Yes we have motorcycles, but we’re not who you think we are.

If you can’t be bothered to figure is out isn’t my worry — it’s the observer’s fault. The fact they limit who they associate with only makes them poorer as humans because they don’t permit themselves to have the freedom to think freely.

The underlying sentiment is really: “They aren’t behaving like I think they should. Who do they think they are anyway?”

The way of making everything black and white, then bucketing people by how they need to get sorted. Once you have them in a bucket then you can’t ever take them out since then you’d be wrong.

A different friend of a friend moved up here from West Virginia. She was the first in her family to get a real education and make something of herself. When she goes back home she gets shunned by a bunch of people: “she think’s she’s better than us.”

No.

You see this happening right now on a much larger scale too. Some terrorists are Muslims, therefore all Muslims are terrorists. The logic is watertight, right? But the oversimplification of the problem gets the wrong people in the wrong buckets. And once you’ve said it, you can’t go back since that would be waffling and showing that you can be wrong.

How do you fix it? I don’t know. I wish I did.

All I can say if you limit yourself to people just like you, you cut yourself off from the rich tapestry of this world; you’ll live in a very monochromatic world. Black and white that you created all by yourself.

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