Pissed at the new (almost) Ohio governor – OEPA, ODNR

Yesterday Mr. Kasich announced a few department heads for his incoming administration.

David Mustine will head up ODNR (Ohio Department of Natural Resources) and Scott Nally will lead OEPA (Ohio Environmental Protection Agency).

The problem I see is that both of them did nothing but rape the land up to this point.

So you have Mr. Mustine who comes to us from AEP — American Electric Power. He was a Sr. VP over there. In case you don’t know AEP is a huge coal mine / coal power plant company.

Then Mr. Nally is from Perdue Foods. Perdue I’m sure you know runs the industrial-scale chicken farms. You know, the ones with giant waste pools that contaminate the surroundings.

Based on previous track record, do you want either to “protect” you? Unless by “protect” you mean solely preserve the bottom line for the business owners at the expense of everyone else.

Sheesh. What an absolute idiot.

I understand you need to use the resources that you have around you. You can’t suddenly stop what you’re doing. You can’t stop society. But to accelerate the problem’s growth is another thing altogether.

New Callsign: AC8FS -> NG8B (hopefully)

I finally pulled the trigger on a new “vanity” call sign. I wanted a short call – 4 letters is the shortest a regular station can get. Ideally it would have some combination of “G,” “B,” and “V.” The “G” is for “George” obviously. “B” for “Burgyan.” “V” for “Vector.” (Hence vec.com)

The number in the call is your home district. It only really matters for systematic callsigns that the FCC assigns. If you want a vanity sign you can get one in any district as long as it doesn’t contravene other rules. (There’s some geographically restricted ones for things like the minor islands and Alaska)

Yesterday I applied for “NG8B.” It’s been available since August with whoever had it last letting it expire.

Having four letters means I’m an Amateur Extra which I’m proud of. Actually AC8FS meant the same thing since only an extra can get something with an “A.” The problem with it is that it’s hard to hear on the air. I always had to tack on “foxtrot sierra” to let people know what my sign was.

Hopefully soon I’ll get that granted and I’ll be “november golf eight bravo.”

Zserbó Szelet – Pictures

Mmmm… from the recipe:

It looks daunting I know… give it a try. The only challenge is rolling out the dough and spreading the filling. Those are exactly what you don’t think would be hard.

Pro tip: After you roll out the dough (use plenty of bench flour above and below!) use your rolling pin (with more flour) to roll up the dough to transfer to the pan. So much easier and it doesn’t tear the dough.

Pro tip #2: Use a French rolling pin. It’s a lot easier to maneuver.

Auction problems – any ideas?

So I purchased some .40 S&W brass online from an auction at GunBroker.com. I’ve purchased stuff from both GunBroker and of course the ubiquitous Ebay. I’ve never had an issue like this. I’ve never left or have been given negative feedback.

So anyway, I paid for it ($65 with shipping) via PayPal back on the 9th and I still don’t have anything.

The seller claims to have shipped it via USPS on the 13th. Being priority mail it should get to me by the 16th. Now the concern: he doesn’t have a tracking number even though it was shipped via priority mail (the brass was pictured in a priority mail box). Having shipped tons of stuff with Priority Mail, I know that I get a tracking number that can be used to know that something has been shipped and delivered. If nothing else it gives me some way of going to the post office to see about tracking down something in case it doesn’t get delivered.

At this point I think I’m going to ask first for a refund and if that doesn’t work escalate to PayPal and/or my credit card. Even though the package wasn’t shipped insured (presumably), I don’t even have any proof that it was shipped at all. Without having a tracking number I can’t verify that anything was shipped. (Granted, it could be a brick, but at least I have something to grasp on to) All I know is that someone has my money and I don’t have anything to show for it.

So, what says the wisdom of the community?

Chili cookoff time again – Pörkölt Recipe

It’s happening in a month. En and I have to get ready to this round. Last year we won the award for the most unique chili.

Last year we did an all-meat chili mainly from Cooks Illustrated. Two beef primals and a massive pot later (which we also used to deep fry turkeys) as had five gallons of chili.

This year we plan on making up a Hungarian chili: Pörkölt. Technically it’s a chili because of the paprika. Smile

Here’s the starter recipe we’re using (though we’ll make a few small batches first):

Ingredients:
2 pounds beef, cubed
2 medium onions, finely chopped
1/2 cup olive oil
4 cloves minced garlic
1 tomato, thinly sliced
1 Italian green pepper cut to strips
3 tablespoons sweet paprika
1 teaspoon hot paprika
2 teaspoons salt
1/4 teaspoon marjoram
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1 cup water or as needed

Directions
Wash beef and cut into 3/4″ cubes. Soak beef cubes in cold water for 20 minutes. Discard water. Meanwhile, fry onions in lard until golden brown, add garlic. After about 2 minutes, add tomato slices and the green pepper strips. Continue frying at low temperature for 5 minutes more, then add paprika. Keep stirring, then after 3 minutes add beef cubes. Turn up the heat and stir with a wooden spoon until beef cubes are well coated with paprika. Simmer for 10 minutes then add salt, marjoram, black pepper and water. Simmer until stew is tender. Stir occasionally. Cooking time varies with the grade of meat used for the stew. If you used a good cut the pörkölt can be cooked in about an hour.

I might increase the ratio of hot paprika to the mix. The instructions say soak meat for 20 minutes. I chop of the beef and let it soak while I chop everything else. I don’t think it matters much if you go long. This goes well over spätzle (or if you prefer the Hungarian name: nokedli) or egg noodles. The longer it simmers the better it gets. The end consistency should be like a thick sauce, so when simmering you can add water to get there. It’s even better on day two.

The batch I made up last night was the best yet. Simply amazing depth of flavor. I’m toying around with some toppings to go for the audience vote at the cook-off. Chopped raw onions worked well. Sour cream would be a natural addition. Perhaps some really sharp aged cheddar would work as well. I’m going for the interactivity component of the competition.

The one thing that worries me — and it did last year too — is that this has no filler. This is beef. Nothing but beef. BEEF. 2 pounds made around 1/2 gallon give or take. We need 20-30 pounds to make the requisite five gallons of chili. That’s a goodly chuck of a cow.

Just sayin’.

(Now, if someone shows up at the Chagrin Falls Chili Cook-off with the same recipe, well then you’re just itching for a fight. So don’t.)

One more plug to get you to come. Admission gets you ALL YOU CAN DRINK BEER.

Just sayin’.  Wink

See ya there!

Zserbó Szelet

Here’s a recipe that’s a tradition in our family. I’ll post pictures when it’s done and out of the oven.

Zserbó Szelet (pronounced zherbo selet)

Pastry:
350g flour
1 egg
50g sugar
200g butter (almost two sticks)
.1l milk (100g)
10g yeast (1 packet)
pinch of baking powder
pinch of salt

Filling:
120g ground walnuts
120g powdered sugar
200g raspberry jam

Topping:
4tbs cocoa
4tbs sugar
50g butter

Directions:

Mix the yeast in the lukewarm milk with one cube of sugar. Mix the flour and margarine. Add the yeast mixture, sugar, egg, pinch of baking powder and pinch of salt. Knead well. Divide the dough into 3 parts. Roll each out into a 35×25 cm sheets (10×14″), but don’t roll all the way to the edge since it will rise from the yeast. Spread the lower sheet with half of the jelly, nuts and powdered sugar mixture. Place the other sheet on the first and spread the filling on it as well. Place the third sheet on top to cover. Let rest at room temperature for one hour. Preheat over to 180C (Gas #2) (350F). Poke the top layer to prevent bobbling and place in the preheated oven. Bake slowly until the top is light brown (12-15min). When it’s cooled, glaze with the chocolate. For this mix the cocoa with the sugar and a little water until it’s smooth, stirring constantly with a whisk while cooking. Take off the heat and and throw in the butter and stir until the butter has melted. Before pouring the chocolate mixture onto the pastry, add the egg white to the lukewarm chocolate — it’ll make it shiny. Pour it onto the pastry and spread it smooth and allow to harden. Wait an hour or two! Cut into slices or cubes.

The most challenging part it working with the filling. It gets to be a sticky gooey mess and it’s hard to spread on the delicate dough. Next time we’re going to try to add a tablespoon or two of water or vodka to thin things out. Why vodka? To add fluid that quickly evaporates.

City of Cleveland Red Light Cameras – Fail

A few weeks ago, while supporting some Cleveland businesses Ennie and I got caught in the massive snow storm that hit Cleveland.

We had gone to see the live taping of NPR’s “Says You” at the Capitol Theatre and had dinner at The Happy Dog.

On our return trip to go to the December showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show I “ran a red light” according to the ticket. In fact it claims that I was going 44 mph. I was going about 25 even though the speed limit is 35 according to the document I recieved.

The speed is wrong. Radar doesn’t work right in the blizzard conditions that we were in.

Did I go through the light?

Yes. (*)

I tried to stop but even with my snow tires the unplowed, unsalted streets of the City of Cleveland I didn’t have enough traction to stop. This came as a surprise since closer to downtown (i.e. closer to the lake) the streets were in better condition. Operation Safe Streets my ass. If you want safe streets make them drivable first.

Of course I could have slammed on my brakes.

This would have resulted in one of several different scenarios:

  • I could have stranded myself in the middle of the intersection needlessly making myself a hazard
  • I could have lost control and hit the car that was stopped at the intersecting street needlessly endangering someone else that had nothing to do with any of this
  • I could have lost control and hit one of the many utility poles needlessly endangering my wife and myself
  • I could have lost control and damaged my vehicle

So, given the choices I took the only safe one and continued safely through the light.

The fine is $100. Or maybe it’s just the tax that I can’t really fight.

Other than the upcoming QuinStreet Christmas party and the Indians Home Opener (to which I’m taking my mom to and already have tickets) I will boycot the city and it’s businesses one day for each dollar.

Of course that means nothing.

But If I would have gone down I will call up the restaurant and let them know why I didn’t go.

Yeah. It’s a dick move.

I’m not a Cleveland resident. I don’t have a choice to vote to people on their council. I don’t have a chance to complain to them directly.

The best I can do is delegate to someone that does — as annoying is that is.

The clock starts tomorrow and expires on April 3rd 2011.

Fuck you Cleveland.

* – Ok, if you think that laws are absolute and must be enforced mindlessly then let’s first round up everyone who killed someone in combat in war conditions and put them in jail for murder. Or if someone attacks me? Killing is killing right? Or making an illegal turn to get out of the way of an ambulance with all other traffic stopped. Stupid counterexamples. I’m sure you can come up with hundreds more.

Szilvás Gombóc (Plum Dumplings)

Makes 16 dumplings

Dough:
2 1/4 pounds (1 kg) russet or baking potatoes
1 egg
3 1/2 Tbsp (50 g) butter (softened)
2 cups (250 g) flour
Pinch of salt

Stuffing:
16 Plums – pitted (You can also used canned plums)
1 1/2 Tbsp sugar
1 tsp cinnamon

Coating:
1 Stick + 3 Tbsp butter (150 g)
1 1/2 cups (150 g) dry (unseasoned bread crumbs
2 Tbsp powdered sugar
Pinch of salt

Powdered sugar for dusting

Directions

Boils the potatoes in their skins in salted water until they’re cooked through. When they’re cool enough to handle, peel them and push them through a ricer (is you don’t have a ricer use a potato masher to be sure that no lumps remain). Cool. Meanwhile, halve the plums and sprinkle the insides with the sugar and cinnamon (if the plums aren’t very sweet add and extra tablespoon of sugar).

In a mixing bowl, add the egg and butter to the riced potatoes and combine. Add the flour and salt and knead until all the ingredients are well combined. Form the mixture into a ball.

On a large floured surface, roll the dough out roughly into a square shape with 1/3″ thickness. Cut into 16 pieces.

To form the dumplings, place two plum halves in the center of a dough square and bring the four corners together to cover the plum. Pinch the dough, and be sure to completely cover the plum (otherwise all the good juices will spill out).

Bring a pot of salted water to a boil. Add the dumplings, but don’t overcrowd the pot (you may need to do two batches). Gently stir occasionally to prevent them from sticking to the bottom. Cook for about 12 minutes. Meanwhile heat butter in a medium skillet over medium heat and add bread crumbs, powdered sugar, and salt. Stir well until combined and keep cooking until bread crumbs are lightly browned, stirring so the mixture cooks evenly,

To serve, roll the dumplings in the bread crumb mixtures until well coated. Place in a serving dish and sprinkle extra bread crumbs (if there are any) on top. Dust with powdered sugar and serve with extra powdered sugar for sprinkling. You can add some cinnamon to the sugar to make things even better!

Tip: If the dough gets too warm, refrigerate it when you’re not working on it.

Zagg Mate – Preliminary Review

Well, I finally got the Zagg-Mate case for the iPad and I’m finally trying things out. I pre-ordered it as soon as I was able to. It is a smaller and tighter keyboard than I’m really used to, but I can’t complain too much. I’m sure with a little bit of practice I’ll be almost as fast with this as a normal keyboard.

The one thing I noticed is that the film on the back of the iPad has turned BLUE from the stock Apple case for it. To say it’s kinda strange looking is an understatement. But the back of the case is just fine regardless. Zagg is going to ship out a replacement set for me anyway so it’s all cool.

From using this for the past five minutes I can see how this is a great addition to the iPad and it’ll let me use this much more like a normal computer. Not having the virtual keyboard take up space is a massive improvement from before. Right now I’m using BlogPress to write up the blog entry and all I see is the text I’m entering in. On top of that I have access to all the normal keys, modifiers, numbers and arrow keys. It makes the iPad rock like never before.

All in all I think this makes a great addition to the overall iPad workflow that I have going on here. I’m looking forward to bringing this on future trips and to handle my blogging needs. This is very likely going to replace the netbook on trips that we go on. The combination of having plain ambient internet and a real keyboard (and a nice screen to boot) is simply a killer app. Coupled with the new task switching and you have a real winner!