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Hotel Fire Safety

This weekend was spent going to a funeral in Decatur, IL for En’s grandma. This post is not about that.

We stayed at a Ramada. This particular Ramada was in Champaign — just outside St. Joseph where one of her uncles live.

I noticed an interesting (ok, I find strange things interesting) problem:

Yep. The fire instructions are screwed up.

We asked at the find desk about this and it seems that they installed the elevator a few years back and never bothered to update the room instructions. This, to me, is a problem. If there is a fire in the hotel, guests will likely read these instructions and go someplace useless wasting precious seconds. I am, frankly, amazed that the fire inspector didn’t catch this.

The front desk did not seem to care a bit. Of course these folks were under new management so the new management likely didn’t care a bit.

What would it take to fix this? 50-100 sheets of paper and instructions to housekeeping to put in new instructions. It’s not like these are sophisticated maps or anything; they are just a printout and a pen mark on the room.

I’m just picking on the safety problem. I’m sure En will chime in with some more reviews. Wink

Boobies

I heard about a book on a Podcast IIRC. Savage Love is a likely culprit, but I’m not sure enough to say for certain. It’s not important to check.

In the past week or so I’m about half done reading Breasts: A Natural and Unnatural History. On one hand, it’s interesting to learn about how, from an evolutionary perspective, they’ve developed. On the other hand it’s fascinating to hear about the obsession with making them different — bigger for the most part — and interviewing people around those lines like the lady who got the first legit breast augmentation and doctors that do that. On the third hand, I’m getting a feel for why the breast cancer subject has gotten so much traction in the past few decades.

There shouldn’t be any controversy over breasts for the most part… but there is. This country especially seems so incredibly conflicted about them. Even on liberal news sites like The Huffington Post people get all up in arms about who is showing too much or too little. Who’s it too big or small. The while nine yards. On the other end of the spectrum you have folks that are trying to ensure they are always covered up lest some dude can’t control themselves or poor child get the wrong ideas.

Oh wait, that’s what they’re there for, right?

A few weeks ago (and now I’m sure of it) there was a call on Savage Love about exactly that. Some guy was worried about his wife breastfeeding in public.

To have society conflate the two ideas into one and then get angsty about the whole mess is just screwy.

On the cancer front I’ve learned a lot too. Rather than a lot of super hard data along the lines of “foo causes cancer” it’s more along the line of “the mammary gland is one of the most sensitive organs in humans to various natural and synthetic estrogens, here’s some data about how that changed in the environment along with correlating trends about age of puberty in girls controlling for other factors.”

It’s a good read so far with some humor and it covers a lot of science without making it seem like reading a medical paper. I might review it more thoroughly when I’m done with it…

NASing around

I’ve had the Synology NAS for half a week now. So far I’m happy with it.

That’s actually very high praise.

Like any product it has a couple of rough edges, but I’m happy.

Good things:

  • Easy setup! Pop in the drives and it works.
  • No reliability problems at all. This (as it should be) has been rock solid.
  • Fast. I regularly get over 50MB/s over GB ethernet. I’ve seen over 2K IOPS at peak usage. As I’m writing this I’m moving over a VM and I’m seeing a consistent 85MB/s write speed.
  • Quiet and cool. I value peace and quiet quite a bit.
  • Runs Linux and can ssh into it.
  • Expandable.
  • Lots of packages I can add on.
  • n+1 reliability.
  • Multi-user that works better than my iMac.

Bad things:

  • Accessing a shit-ton of small files over a network share is slow. I don’t think this is a fault of the device though, it’s just the way network shares tend to work.
  • Indexing and searching seems janky.

I was able to get around the small file thing (which only really comes up with bulk transfers) by using rsync so the big use-case there is completely mitigated.

I’m sure I’ll have more to say, but these are my first impressions of this box.

I rather like it.

Smoke detectors, part 1

We moved into our house here in Seattle a bit over half a year ago. The house had been wired up with a security system and a set of interconnected, powered smoke detectors.

We tested some of them and they seemed to work just fine even though the batteries weren’t in them. (I know, not ideal, I should have put in batteries right away) The light on them was on like it should be and they beeped when you poked the button. No problem.

Until one in the basement started chirping.

No problem, maybe it was actually complaining about the batteries at long last. Insert 9V.

And the chirps continued.

Time for some research. Wired smoke detectors run off 120V (at least in the US) single-phase with a third wire that interconnects them. I didn’t do a lot of research on how the interconnects work, but I’m guessing if you pull that line high (5VDC? 120VAC?) it should set off everything.

So I pulled off the recalcitrant detector. The leads that were connected to it only read around 2.6VAC. Eh? I wound up leaving that one off, sitting on a shelf and not beeping.

My guess about the 2.6V? That it’s a phantom voltage because of running along-side hot wires. The coupling can cause a voltage on nearby lines like in a transformer. It wouldn’t be able to drive anything though. If I had a low impedance voltmeter I would be able to verify this.

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A few weeks passed. I started thinking about how the detector was hooked up. Only two leads were connected. The third was dangling helplessly in the wire enclosure. As much as it was billed as interconnected, it really wasn’t in this case.

Oddly, there was another wire in the enclosure that wasn’t connected to this detector.

But this did get me thinking. If I’m sleeping upstairs, how the hell will I know if something starts beeping in the basement? I’m a heavy sleeper so this is a real concern.

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Enter Amazon. I don’t just work there, I pay my own paycheck it seems. They had some wireless smoke detectors and I picked up a bunch of Kidde RF-SM-DC wireless interconnected smoke detectors.

I have to say that I’m happy with how they wound up working. Obviously I didn’t start a fire or anything, but they certainly seemed to talk to each other just fine. I was able to press one upstairs and I could hear them slowly percolate through the house in a few seconds freaking out the kitties in the process. Installation time: around 2-3 minutes per detector with a total of 7 installed.

I’m also happy that the all the problems are solved (including a few that I hadn’t thought of at first).

First off, the smoke detectors were all working. Secondly, they were really interconnected instead of just purportedly interconnected. Lastly, in doing some reading, it seems that smoke detectors are recommended to be replaced every 10 years or so. The old ones were all vintage 2001, so they were likely due to be replaced anyway.

I have to say that the Kidde Battery-Operated Wireless Interconnectable Smoke Alarms that I got seems to be a real winner in my book. It’s a little more expensive than a regular smoke detector, but I feel that for a multi-level building the added safety is easily worth more than the extra cost. Seriously, I think this is a good idea — it’s cheap insurance for you and your family’s safety.

The only downside I see is that I now have a small pile of 9V batteries and very few things that use them. <sigh/> I know my Fluke multimeter uses them… Honestly I’m not sure what else does.

First Impressions: Microsoft Surface

I went to the Apple store today to pick up a “Magic Trackpad.” I’m intrigued by it so I’m trying it out to see how I like it.

That’s not what I’m writing about. My first impression of that is that it’s very Apple and it has a good chance of finding a permanent home on my desk. But that’s later.

Across from the Apple store is the Microsoft store. It had around the same number of people per square foot as the Apple store and was similarly decorated. (It’s smaller, so fewer people isn’t shocking) I wanted to see one of the new Suface tablets they’ve been pushing.

I went to the first one in front of the opened door and poked the screen to life. It pained me a bit to push the Internet Explorer button from all of my past experiences with it. It pained me more when it took four to five seconds to get off the big blue splash screen. The first thing that came up was an error message. Oh, and the new-fangled keyboard / cover didn’t work either.

I tried a second one and at least that one’s keyboard worked. The third one I tried also took forever to launch IE.

So, the score is: Out of three tries: one non-functional keyboard, two piss-poor IE launches that went to an error page. I didn’t like the interface either, but I’m chalking that up to not being used to it so I’m not going to hold it against it for now.

First impressions last. My first impression of this is that it’s a stinking pile of crap. My first impression is that all of them ought to be put into a giant pile and melted for scrap. It could be a good machine but it’s likely that I’ll never find out with the V1 turd that sits in the Microsoft store.

The frickin’ Microsoft store.

This is the place that they put their best foot forward. The place they ensure that I get the absolutely best experience they can possibly do. The place where they fell flat on their face. The place they need to manage better if they want to win customers.

Fail.

iPad 4 Unboxing

About a month ago En asked for a case for her iPad. At the time her iPad was the original iPad. It was getting pretty long in tooth to tell you the truth. Slow. Multitasking was damn near out of the question. Even the keyboard was slow.

Coincidentally Apple had just announced the new iPad. The official name is iPad (late 2012) but that’s a mouthful. I’ll call it the iPad 4 like everyone else.

I figured it wasn’t worth adding any money to the old iPad so I ordered a new one the day preorders were first taken. It shipped on Sunday direct from China and it showed up at work today.

The box was pretty beat up. I didn’t have a chance to open it up until I got home from work.

Thankfully the contents were well protected.

It’s the same as the iPad 3…

…except for the lightning port…

I don’t have any real first impressions yet since it’s only been in my hands for an hour or so. I can’t complain yet.

It comes packed with a lightning cable and a charger. The cool thing is the charger is now a 12W version and it’s the same size as the old 10W one. Cool!

I’ll update with impressions after I’ve used it a bit more.

So far, so good!

Sonos Review: Part 2

Today I got the long-missing part of my setup in the mail — er, UPS. I think I can write a better review of the system as I see it now that I have all the parts in one house.

First off, here’s the overview of what’s where:

  1. The family room has a Sonos CONNECT connected to my internet and, more importantly, the receiver and the 5.1 speaker setup.
    1. Receiver: Onkyo TX-NR709 (newer model here)
    2. Speakers: Yamaha 5.1 setup. 5x NS-A480 + YST-SW45 subwoofer. Not horribly expensive, but seems to work great.
    3. Interconnect: Digital “coax.” (I used a 30-year-old bit of RCA cord I had in my parts bin, only using the red side. The bits: they go through!)
  2. The living room has a matched pair of Sonos PLAY:5 speakers.
  3. We have a floating Sonos PLAY:3 speaker that we can move around wherever we want — presently it’s in the bedroom.
  4. As a control I’m including a Klipsch THX 2.1 speaker setup that’s attached to my iMac. It’s not Sonos, but it makes sounds quite well.

I have a free Sonos:BRIDGE that’s not hooked up, but then again I didn’t have to pay for it. I’m going to keep it around in case the wiring of my house shifts around a bit.

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The first question I’m going to answer is sound quality. It’s why you have a sound system in the first place.

It won’t come as a great surprise that the system in the family room — 5.1 with a TXH receiver — wins the contest hands down. (Note: I’m not trying to make it seem like I’m an audio geek) The sound is, by far, the most transparent. I can look at a speaker and not perceive that sound is coming from it; the sound just shows up. In this case all the Sonos CONNECT does is feed line-level (does that make sense in the digital realm?) to the receiver. I have to say it’s doing a might fine job of that.

The next is going to be a toss-up between the computer speakers and the set of Play:5′s. The computer speakers seem to be tighter in how it sounds, like it’s getting out of the way of the music a bit more. That being said it’s not a whole-room sound system, it’s more of a “as long as you sit in the computer chair” system. I think the biggest difference is the sub that it brings to the show compared to the Play:5′s. With the bass being more ambient, I’m thinking the main speakers don’t have to work nearly as hard.

Don’t get me wrong though — the Play:5′s sound incredibly good. The even better part is how little visual space they take up. (More on that later) They fill the room well, and neither me nor En have anything bad to say. They don’t come with a big sub, but they have a port in the back to get more bass out of a small package. Putting it near-ish to a wall let’s it work a bit better since the bass reflects off the wall behind it.

Finally we have the long PLAY:3. In this case last place isn’t really bad — I never really thought that I would have the same sound from a three-driver small speaker. What it gives up in brute force it makes up in space and weight. The intent we have is that this is the speaker we can carry around the house, plug in to any outlet, and start up some tunes. It does that job superbly! You don’t get a lot of stereo separation from the small enclosure, but you do get some. I’m sure if I paired a couple of them it would sound even better, but I don’t have that setup.

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The next big thing is ease of setup and use. If Apple made speakers this is how they would work. Setup was nothing more than:

  1. Plug the speakers (or BRIDGE or CONNECT) into the wall outlet
  2. Connect any of them to your router

Once you have this done, fire up the software on your computer and pair each one to the ad-hoc mesh network it sets up. This makes it sound complicated, it’s not.

  1. Select “Add a Sonos Component…”
  2. Press the mute and volume up at the same time.

Done.

Setting up a stereo pair was easy as well. I was thinking I would have to experiment with which is left and right. Nope. Once both speakers were on the network, all I had to do was push the make-a-pair button and choose the other speaker. Then, the coup-de-grace, press a button on the left speaker.

Done.

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Day-to-day usage is just as easy. Pick any Windows PC, Mac, iOS or Android device and load up the app. Then do the mute-volume-up dance with any component to pair things up.

Play.

Right now I’m listening to 69 Love Songs all over the house. All of the speakers are synced perfectly. If I want to split things up, all I need to do is ungroup speakers. No problem.

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The only downside is the cost. That being said, if I even tried to replicate this even 10% of the way it would take me weeks — or drilling holes all over the house. Or, maybe I can write my own software.

Or I could just buy it.

Problem: solved. Solved incredibly well. Solved better than I could solve it myself.

An elegant system that works superbly is worth something to me.

Quick review: Gerber Shard Tool

I was randomly going to Amazon last week; I don’t really know why I was going there.

One of the features of the home page is various marketing stuff… one caught my eye.

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Ever since I joined Amazon I gave up carrying my Leatherman tool
on my belt. It’s against the rules to have a knife at work. I’m sure I can justify it enough not to get my sorry ass fired. But why the hell should ever go there?

So I need some simple tools with me. If nothing else than to open a bottle.

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So I ordered the Gerber Shard keychain tool. The nice thing is that they claim that this is not against the TSA rules, so I can even travel with this thing without me getting shot by airport security.

I have to say that it seems to get the job done in a small space. They claim seven tools; some are a stretch.

Here’s what I see in order of importance:

  1. Bottle opener
  2. Philips driver
  3. Small and…
  4. Bit slotted drivers
  5. A pry-bar
  6. Janky wire strippers

They count a lanyard hole in addition. If anything what this adds is less weight.

Not bad for less that $7.

I was about to throw away the packaging and noticed an extra logo: Fiskars. Like I said when I got the mower, I’m a Fiskars fan. I’ve never been let down by them. Color me surprised though… though I suppose it’s two brands that I trust getting together.

Sonos — First impressions

Most of my Sonos system arrived today: a pair of Play:5 speakers.

Before I go further let me vent a moment about Amazon. I ordered this setup on Monday with two-day delivery. (Prime member for maybe 5 or 6 years) The box with the two speakers that arrived today was shipped via FedEx out of Indianapolis yesterday and it dutifully arrived today with next-day shipping. (Well, they could’ve shipped it 2-day if they got it out of the warehouse) The box with the Connect that’ll connect to my big stereo and router is with some no-name turd called OnTrac. They don’t even have current tracking info for it… Grrr. (The other thing in that box, a free Bridge would’ve worked for the network connection. Boo Amazon FC!)

But let me get back to the Sonos.

Each speaker came in a very nice Apple-looking packaging. Not much graphics on the boxes, mostly just a picture of the unit on the front.

The cool thing is how flexible the system is. Like I said I didn’t have a Connect or Bridge so I put one by the router (near the stereo) and the other in the living room.

The totality of the connections are:

  • Living room Play:5 plugged into a power outlet.
  • Family room Play:5 plugged into a power outlet.
  • Family room Play:5 connected to my router.

That’s it.

 

Setup consisted of installing the software on my Mac and pressing two buttons on each of the speakers.

Again, stupid simple.

The remote is any iPhone or iPad. Setup is install from iStore, run and press two buttons on anything in the network. The cool thing is that all of the sources you set up on any of the devices (like Spotify or Pandora) are immediately available on all of the connected devices.

Cool.

I’ve tried both linked and independent mode and it sounds pretty damn good. The linked “Party Mode” is almost creepy with the music just seamlessly following you around.

Hopefully I’ll be getting the rest of stuff soon and I can link the Play:5′s into a stereo pair.

At this point I’m actually thinking about getting a Play:3 as a roving speaker just to move wherever I want music.

I’ll dive deeper when I get the rest of the setup and I can really get a better feel for the whole setup.

Overall, my first impression is very positive. I’m getting an “it just works” vibe big-time!